Dude: looking at these pictures, it seems like everyone hooked up with someone in some way or another. Also you.
Sidekick: Yeah, it was awesome.
Dude: Yeah, everyone buy me. If only I knew what I was missing so people would hang out with me like that.
Sidekick: You don't know?
Dude: Do you think I would be sitting alone most of the evening if I knew?
Dude: Great, not again.