#16 - 2009-01-29 - birthday
It's my birthday, and people have been asking me for my wishes all week. I've given them #3 and #4 on the list - a cup measure and peace on earth. #2 is that taser and peace on earth will happen before I get my #1 wish. That didn't make any sense - that's the freedom I have with no viewers.
Female: Happy Birthday! Any wishes?
Male: [thinking of her kissing him]
Male: That taser would be awesome. Sigh.