'I'm going to try Science - Does this smell like chloroform to you?'. I always want to add that last bit to that one XKCD-thshirt I got.
Character 1: There has to be something I can do to win her over.
Character 2: Sounds kinds impossible.
Character 1: Maybe not.. I found this tip online: Chemistry!
Character 2: Chemistry? Didn't they mean...
Character 1: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Character 2: I'm caling the cops.